*Insert Standard disclaimers*
Manami: Silent Night~ Hoooo~ly Ligh~~t! Alllll is Caaaaaaalm, Alllll is Briiiiiiiight!!
Yamato: Could someone turn the music down?
Taichi: Yamato I want to hear you sing!!
Yamato: Outside of the band, only if Takeru asks.
Taichi:.....always about Takeru, always....HEY! Manami! Jakie!! Didn't you make me say the same thing about.......100 times now!?
Jakie: Correction, a MILLIION times.
Taichi: That's not the point!!
Manami: Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle alll the waaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! Oh what fuun it is to ride in a one horse open sle-eigh!
Jakie: What's the point Taichi?
Taichi: That you never write me as a
Manami: Joy to the woorld, the loord has come! Let earrrth receive heeeeer kiiiiing!
Taichi: You never write me as a
Manami: Up on the house top reindeers pause! Down comes good ol' Santa Clause!
Taichi: Me as a strong Seme!!
Manami: Glooooooo-oooo-hohoho-hohohooooria, In excelcis Deeeeeo, Glooooooo-oooo-hohoho-hohohooooria, In excelcis Deeeeeo,
Taichi: AND MAKE MANAMI SHUT UP!!!
Manami: Deck the halls with boughs of holly falalalala lalalala, tis the season to be jolly, falalalala lalalala. Don we now our gay apparel falalalalalalalala, troll the ancient yuletide carol, falalalala lalalala.
Jakie: Lina...there's food over here! Come get it.
Lina: Get her off of me.
Jakie: Sigh, Okay Hikari you can take out your ear plugs now.
Hikari: Thank goodness. What has gotten into Manami?
Manami: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!! Joy to the world the lord has come! Let eaaaarth receeeeeive her kiiiiing!!
Jakie: Manami, you got the words wrong. It's 'Joy to the world, Yuusuke-sama has come, Let earth receive Keiko's king.'
Manami: Shouldn't it be Dakki?(Spoiler alert Spoiler alert)
Taikobo: Well technically she does become earth herself but....
Jakie: TAI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE !!
Jakie: I'll kill what Genshi Tenson did to you, and to a lesser extent Outenkun and Fukki!! Youzen give me your Paopei.
Youzen: Before that do something about your sister....I swear, she can't sing!
Manami: Hark! Herald the angels sing, let's be glaad the neww born king(which is Kurama)
Jakie: Joooy to the wooooooorld Yuuuusuke-samaaaaaa has coooooooome, let eaaaaaaaaaaaarth receiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Keiko's kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!
Youzen: Okay, Manami is better but....
Lina: What is all this singing about!?
Manami and Jakie: It's Christmas!!!
Lina, Youzen, Xelloss, Taikobo, Dakki, Goku, Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo, Yahiko, Yukina, Hiei: What is that?
Koushirou: It is technically a Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ who is their savior.
Jakie: Koushirou-kun atama iiiiii!!(hugs him.)
Sanosuke: I thought it was when you had a feast?
Kaoru: NO!! It's a romantic time when couples go on a date!
Kenshin: I thought it was when Santa Clause was born...Oro.
Lina, Goku, Yahiko, Gaury: FEAST!!!!!
Youzen, Xelloss, Gojyo, Dakki: A Romantic time.....sigh.....
Taikobo, Yukina, Hakkai, Sanzo, Hiei: Who's Santa Clause?
Satoshi: Yes yes, I know!! It's a guy that gives us presents!
Shigeru: Only if you were good, and only kid's get it.
Taikobo: Do I count as a kid or not?
Jakie: YES YOU DO TAI-CHAN!!
Youzen: Get away from my Suusu!! Suusu, we have a lot of planning to do for this great romantic holiday!!
Yamato: It is a religious holiday........
Taichi and Satoshi: IT IS?!?!?!?!
Shigeru: Satoshi..........(sweat drop)
Goku: Sanzo! I want to celebrate this holiday!!
Sanzo: .....Romantic get away with Hakkai doesn't sound bad....
Sora: Um....isn't Sanzo Houshi a Buddhist priest?
Hakkai: He is the furthest from any priest Sora-san.
Takeru: Sora-san where would you like to go?
Sora: My mom and I are having a small family party. (Smiles sweetly)
Takeru:.......can I come....I think my mom's working on Christmas.
Yamato:.....I thought mom had asked that day off three months in ad....(Takeru covers his mouth)
Takeru: Can Oneechan and I come........?
Taichi: Yamato!! You were a girl!! This makes my life so much easier!!!
Takeru: I mean, Oniichan and I.
Sora: Well..........but no Taichi.
Taichi: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!! I WAS PLANNING A CHRISTMAS DATE WITH YAMATO FOR
Yamato: Takeru, don't worry, I'll make sure I spend Christmas with you. Sora, is it okay?
Sora: ........sure, the more the merrier, just Taichi is too noisy, I like quite and order so....
Takeru: Sora-san, Oniichan!! Thank you soooo much!!
Youzen: Suusu, where would you like to go for Christmas? Guam, Hawaii? The Virgin Islands? Or maybe Italy or Germany or England and get in the full spirit of things?
Taikobo:.......those countries aren't even in existance yet........
Jakie: Well for $3,000 if Youzen pays you guys can come to my house, of course Tai-chan is free.
Manami: Youzen-sama can come for free........Suusu shall pay....
Youzen: NO, I am having a secluded romantic getaway with Suusu!
Taikobo: ..............only if I get presents..........
Lina: Feast, Feast, Feast!!!!
Xelloss: A chance to have Lina-san to myself.
Amelia: NOT SO FAST XELLOSS-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIYA!!!!!(Jumps off a building and land's face flat)
Satoshi: Is she a new agent to Rocket-dan???
Amelia: In the name of Justice, I, AMELIA WILL TESLA SEYLUUN! IS HAVING A DINNER WITH LINA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina: Wow a royal Seyluun Dinner!!! Sounds great!!! Free?
Amelia: Yes Lina-san!!
Xelloss: Wa, wait Lina-san I can offer you a lot more than just royal Seyluun dinner, full course of all the royal dinners of the world!!!!
Lina: .....that does sound good...
Amelia: NO! Lina-san, Seyluun has more presents to offer than any mazoku can!!
Xelloss: Lina-san I can get my hand on almost anything you desire!
Lina: .....................................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............(note falls) (reads) 'Come home for Christmas, Luna'...................Sorry but my fate has been decided.......
Goku: Sanzo, I want this Christmas thing!!
Sanzo: Leave Goku with Gojyo and leave with Hakkai....sounds good...
Gojyo: HEY WAIT A SEC!!!!! I'm going to be picking up babes for that day and....
Hakkai: I just finished talking with Yaone-san and she agreed that us and her, Kougaiji-san, Dokugaku-san and Ririn-chan should have a party together.
Goku: YEAY!!! Hakkai's cooking!! Ririn and Kougaiji!! Yeay Yeay Yeay!!!!!!
Sanzo and Gojyo:...........................................*sigh* (value life too much to go against Hakkai)
Manami: So as you can see, Christmas is a great time of the year! Youzen-sama and Suusu are going on a vacation, Lina-chan is having a family reunion, and what are you doing Kurama-sama?
Kurama: Well, Kuwabara-kun's mother has been asking for a 'just-family Christmas' so I invited Yukina-chan, Hiei, and Mukuro(of course if she agrees to getting that surgery, think what mother would think when she sees her) to my place for Christmas.
Jakie: Yuusuke-sama wa?
Keiko: He better not have plans that don't involve me.
Yuusuke:...................uh...............um, a romantic night together?
Jakie: CAMERA!!!!! MANAMI WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Yuusuke:.....of course my budget is low.....but.......
Keiko: How about at my restaurant while my parents and yours are out? Then they could come home and we'd have a family party?
Jakie: CAMERA!! CAMERA OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
Manami: Here it is, ahh, this looks like a Kurama+Yukina Christmas....
Kuwabara and Hiei: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!!!!(looks at each other and then look away)
Botan: What about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koenma: You're working.
Botan:......................I should sue for over working me.......
Jakie: And Koushirou-kun what are you doing?
Koushirou: My parents, Tentamon and I are having a small but worth while Christmas.
Jakie: That's so beautiful....but what about Jyou?
Koushirou:...........................well......we spend Christmas eve together..............
Jakie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! CUTE CUTE!!!!!!
Manami: And Kenshin and co. are.......
Kaoru: It's a romantic date day!!!
Sanosuke: No way, it's a day where you stuff yourself and prepare for the world to end!!
Kenshi: I still think it was Santa's Birthday, at least t hat's what Tomoe said.
Enishi: If Neesan said so that must be the case!!!
Yahiko:..........what the heck is this day really about?!
Manami: The birth of Jesus Christ.
Yahiko: And why do we get presents instead of this guy?
Manami: Cause he's been dead for almost 2000 years.
Yahiko...................O.......kay, this sounds weird.
Manami: So Shigeru, what are you doing?
Shigeru: Probably celebrating with Ojiichan, Nanami-neesan, Hanako-san, and my Pokemon.
Satoshi: If Kasumi, Takeshi and I make it home on time we're going to be there too!!!!
Manami: isn't that sweet so, any ways, to any one out there reading this..
Jakie: Why are you reading this in the first place I ask but any ways...
Manami and Jakie: Merry Christmas!!!!!