HOW CRAZY ARE MANAMI AND JAKIE?!?!
Manami: A~P~ exams……..
Jakie: HOLOCAST PROJECTS!! THESE PEOPLE ARE TOOOOOO DEPRESED!!!!!!!!
All sweat drop.
Manami: YOUZEN OR KURAMA OR FUGENN OR TAIITSU!!!! ANYONE WHO CAN DO CALCULUS!!!! TAKE THE EXAM FOR ME!!!!
Kurama: Do you want me to help you study?
Manami: Here's a wig, brown colored contacts, my clothes, my purse and all, go change and at 7:30am this Thursday show up at N_HS's Auditorium.
KURAMA: I'M NOT DRESSING UP AS A GIRL!!!
Jakie: YOU AREN'T A GIRL!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KWA-CAHN'S GIRL FRIEND!!!
Manami whacks Jakie over the head.
Manami: Youzen-sama, would you dress up as me and go to the AP Exam?
Youzen: Will Suusu want me to dress like you?
Jakie: Tai-chan, notice Youzen as my sister which equals to Youzen is missing which equals too(eyes turn's in to stars) I'LL BE YOUZEN FOR A DAY!!!!!!!!!
Taikobo: Please DON'T DO IT YOUZEN!!!
Manami: Fugenn….(puppy dog eyes)
Fugenn: But I only know Chemistry. And if I turn into you, Jakie-san will turn into me, then what's going to happen to Bou-chan?
Taikobo: That's the same for you Fugenn. PLEASE DON'T!!!
Manami: TAAITSUUU!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Taiitsu: Why are you yelling at me!!!!
Manami: 1) you're not my top fav. Anime guy, 2) you can't blast me with an atomic explosion!!! DO IT!!!!!
Taikobo: But can't Zelgadiss or Xelloss do it for you?
Jakie: No I can't they don't know Calculus, and know about the Holocaust….
Taikobo: I was not speaking to you.
Jakie: YES YOU WERE TAI-CHAN!! LOVE LOVE!!!!
Taikobo: CHI!!!!!!!
Yuusuke: HEY WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS ASKING ME!!!!
Kuwabara: OR THE GREAT KUWABARA KAZUMA!!!!!!
Manami and Jakie: BECAUSE WE WAN'T TO PASS!!!!!!!!
Jakie: But Yuusuke-sama you pass me.(Bats her eye lashes)
Yuusuke: REIGUN!!!!!!!!
Manami: ARGH!!! ANYONE ELSE KNOW CALCULUS AND WILLING TO GO AS ME APPEAR~!!!!
Koushiro: I know.
Manami: You do!!!!!!
Koushiro: Yes.
Manami: GREAT! TAKE IT FOR ME~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jakie: Um, Manami, you and Koushirou have about a foot of difference in height.
Manami: ughhhh… PLEASE KURAMA!!!(Fake cry)
Kurama: I, uh, I, um……….(too gentleman to say no to a crying lady). I know!!!(changes into Youko) No. I will not take the Calculus…..AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Jakie: YOUKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: I'm cursed……..Rose Whip!!!!!!!!(Runs away as fast as possible)
Up in Reikai
Botan: Koenma-sama, I have two things I was wondering about….
Koenma: Huh?
Botan:1) Manami will pass the test right?
Koenma: Yea(working on his papers)
Botan: 2) HOW COULD JAKIE-CHAN SURVIVE THREE ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Koenma: She's a FAN FIC WRITER!!!
Botan: oh~! Koenma-sama.
Koenma: WHAT!!!!
Botan: Can I have the.
Koenma: Sure why not.(<--anoo, Koenma-sama choto)
Botan: HAVE YOUR POSITON!! THANKS!!!!
Koenma: WHAT!!!!
Back to where ever Manami and Jakie are.
Manami: I HATE RATE OF CHANGE PROBLEMS!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! I STILL HAVE TO DO MY HUMANITIES PROJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katsuhiro(Sano's friend from Sekihoutai): You can stop screaming in my ear now. So, what do you want.
Manami: CAN YOU DO MY HUMANITIES PROJECT FOR ME!!!!
Katsuhiro: Huh?
Manami: IT'S ON JAPANESE WOOD BLOCK PRINTS!!!!!!
Katsuhiro: No.
Manami: TAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Tae: I'm busy with the store, sorry.
Manami: Shikushiku.
At the Kamiya Dojo….
Jakie: Ahem, now Kenshin. You were in the Bakumatsu right?
Kenshin:….hai….
Jakie: Did the people in the Bakumastu do things immoral?
Kenshin: Oro?
Jakie: DID PEOPLE MURDER OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR RELIGON!! I'LL KILL ADOLF HITLLER~!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! DIE~~~!!!!(runs out of the dojo)
Kenshin: oro?
Kaoru: what was that?
Yahiko: she's worse then busu.
Kaoru: OI!!!!!!!
Over in Masara(Pallet) Town.
Manami: I didn't want it to come to this. I really didn't but…..I must, do the unthinkable. TANOMOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ookido Hakase: Yes, what is it you want?
Manami: CAN YOU DO MY JAPANESE WOOD BLOCK PRINTING RESEARCH PROJECT FOR ME!!! IT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
Hakase: No.
Manami: I'M PITIFUL RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU I DON'T ACT LIKE THIS SO PLEASE!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!
Hakase: Why don't you work on your project instead of begging me?
Manami: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!(runs off into the sunset)
Shigeru: What was that?
Hakase: Ahh, youth, bless those wondering souls.
Shigeru: ????
(off some where)
Jakie: Pikachuu.
Pikachuu: Pika?
Jakie: Do you believe in evil?
Pikachuu: Pi……….kachu?(thinking)
Jakie: Just answer yes or no.
Kasumi: THERE SHE IS!!!
Satoshi: GIVE ME BACK MY PIKACHU!!!!!!! YOU THIEF!!!
Jakie: Ga! Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs fast as she can to the forest)
(Tokyo, Odaiba)
Manami: Takeru-kun, just keep quiet okay, you too Hikari-chan.
Hikari and Takeru nod.
Manami: YAMATO!!! TAICHI!!! IF YOU WANT HIKARI OR TAKERU BACK SAFELY DO MY HUMANITIES PROJECT!!!!!!!!!
Yamato: Gabumon, Warp DIGIVOLVE AND DESTROY THAT THING ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taichi: Agumon, Warp DIGIVOLVE AND GET RID OF THAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!(as well as take Takeru someplace far away from Yamato)
Yamato: AND METALGARURUMON WHILE YOU'RE AT IT GET RID OF TAICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Tokyo, Odaiba)
Koushirou: I think I heard Yamato, screaming at a Fan fic writer.
Jyou: Is anything else new?
Jakie(wearing a sunglasses and a LONG brown coat): Koushirou and Jyou do you believe in evil?
Jyou: huh?
Koushirou: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Jakie: I know your real parents are…..
Koushirou: No I don't believe in evil!
Jakie: Sorry I really don't know.
Koushirou: TENTAMON! DIGIVAL TOO!!!! KABUTARIMON!!!
Jakie: I thought you said you don't believe in evil??
Jyou: Ummm, I think I'll faint.
Gomamon: Jyou~!(with a beer in his hand)
Gomamon: GOMAMON DIGIVOLVE TO DRUNK IKAKUMON!!!!!
(Some where at Odaiba)
Sora: Mimi, should we help the Fan fic writers?
Mimi: No. It's much better to see it on TV then real life.
Sora: Your right.
(Slayers world)
Manami looks at Amelia, Naga, Gaury, Zelgadiss, Xelloss, and Lina and sighs(of course she's hugging Lina and Xelloss but)
Lina: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Gaury: What's going on.
Manami sighs again.
Manami hugs Xelloss and Lina again: I better get going now…..bye…………
Xelloss: That was unusual.
Naga: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Zelgadiss: What the heck is wrong with her.
Gaury: Something was wrong?
Amelia: We must show her the road to Justice.
Lina: ??????
(same place after Manami left)
Jakie: Ok, ignoring Amelia and Gaury, well maybe I don't know the question is Do you believe in evil of MURDERING MORE THEN MILLINOS OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amelia: NO!!!!!
Gaury: huh?
Lina: Depends on circumstances but no.
Xelloss: Sure, why not.
Zelgadiss: Chi, Kudarann.
Naga: OHOHOOHOHOHOHOOOHOHOHOHOHHHOHHOH~~!!!
Jakie: I was stupid to ask.
(IN AC 196 Earth)
Manami: Leleena-san, I have a favor.
Leleena: Yes, is it about world peace?
Manami sweat drops.
Manami: Um, no…..have you taken Calculus before?
Leleena: Why yes, I have.
Manami: GOOD!!!(Takes out some rope from no where and puts a wig on Leleena) Here, 7:30, May 11th, 2000 AD, N_HS Auditorium. You are by now officially Manami in the real world.
Leleena: Huh?
Manami: AND I WILL BE QUEEN DURING THAT TIME!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE!!!!!
Dorothy: An imposter of Leleena-sama!!!! Guards, kill her!!!
Manami: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Leleena still wondering what happened.
Jakie plays the mission impossible music. Use a black rope to fly down, in front of Leleena and strangle her for not being about the age of 18 at 1933.
Jakie: THIS IS PERFECT!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Guards: Did I hear some music and laughter?
Guards: It can be one of those crazy Gundam Pilots.
Guards: your right.
Jakie: Now let's go!!!!!!!
She went down to the queens chair, but instead she found….
Jakie: HERRO!!! LOVE!!!!!! YOUR RUINING MY PLAN!!!!
Heero: Huh?
Jakie: My HERRO! YOUR RUINING MY PLAN TO MURDER LELEENA~!!!
Heero: I'm going to kill her!
Jakie: Heero…you're so cute……(<--Jakie are you ok?)
Leleena: Hero! You came to rescue me! I love you~!!!
Jakie: Now it's my chance!! DIE!!!!!!
Guards: Leleena-sama!!!!!!!
Leleena: AHHH!!!! RELEENA KICK!!!!(<--why are you screaming? Oh! She kicked Jakie out of the castle)
Leleena: Now Heero, it is time for the two of…………(Heero is gone)
The final solutions.
Jakie: WHERE'S THE TIME MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manami: I HATE WOOD BLOCK PRINTS AND CALCULUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now what's going to happen to them???
For the record I did get an A+ on my humanities project.
